I wish I was the guy that invented string cheese. He must have been really really really smart. I had an idea like that once: Velcro cheese. That way you don't have to worry about sandwiches falling apart. Of course you'd have to invent Velcro meat, Velcro lettuce, and Velcro bread for it to all work, but you have to take these things one step at a time.
However, I gave up on the Velcro coffee idea entirely because that's just ridiculous.
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